Chilly kitty
Some Aussie has a beer fridge, had friends over to watch cricket, went to get beer, followed by cat, cat gets into fridge and spends one cold, lonely night among chilled brewskies. Good thing the guy wanted a beer the next day. Poor thing!

Softball goes nutball
Poor guy. OMG! Someone had a beer at a picnic. Oh, noz!  I think we all take things a wee bit too seriously.

Near beer saves the day
Drunk guy breaks into home and the homeowner uses a non-alcoholic beer to cajole him outside. Where he later broke into cars and ran through the woods. We hope he had clothes on.

A whole bunch of crap from Charleston
Yup. Usually half-naked + open container = Charged. And more!

And the winner is…
This guy. *sigh*