“The WTF Blanket”

Posted Feb 06, 2009 in Merchandise, Miscellany, People, Unrelated to Beer

[**Warning for language on the video.**]

Courtesy of Pub Crawlin’ (who is poking fun at our new Snuggie, which we got as a joke)! “Your robe on backwards.”

Word to the wise: Be careful with these things. Seriously. If you have any amount of carpet/upholstery in your home, you will be super-charged with a ridiculous amount of static. (It should come with a free gift of Static Guard instead of a reading light.) We bumped a doorknob while charged up and IT HURT. True story. We would not even consider approaching the computer while wearing Snuggie for fear of frying the thing.

Also, if you are under the height of 6′ tall, it is not really one-size-fits-all. Instead, it drags and could (probably) be considered a safety hazard for that reason, too. Do not use stairs while wearing Snuggie if you are short. (Can you hem a Snuggie?) On the other hand, if you are over 6′ tall, you should be able to walk just fine, although you look like someone from Roman or Biblical times—except for the additional sleeves. Or you just look like an idiot.

And just think, someone is getting rich off of the WTF Blanket. Doesn’t that make you mad?

Don’t buy a Snuggie—Buy Beer!

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