Archive for September, 2008

Southern Tier Creme Brulee is life-changing

Posted Sep 19, 2008 in Beer, Breweries, Coolness, Limited Release

Seriously. We dug into this little beauty last evening, which was brought by some friends from the North. Everything is different today. We have no idea how they can possibly nail a dessert flavor the way they have. All we know is we want more.

From Southern Tier:

We are not the harbingers of truth as some may suggest but it may indeed be argued that our brewing philosophy is tantamount to a dessert with a bellicose past. How, you may ask, would a brewery determine a likeness to hard-coated custard? Our response is simple; it’s all in the power of history, and of course, the extra finesse needed to top off a contentious treat with definition.By comprehending the labyrinthine movement of time, one would not think it strange to trace the errant path of an ordinary object such as a cream dessert only to discover that it has been the cause of cultural disputes since the middle ages. The British founders of burnt cream and from Spain, crema catalana, both stand by their creative originality and we respect that, but it was the French Crème Brûlée, amid the strife of contention, that survived to represent our deliciously creamy brew.

Beating the blues for Brewgrass weekend

Posted Sep 18, 2008 in Beer, Books, Breweries, Goings on, New this week, People, Seasonals, Unrelated to Beer

May the beer gods bless us with the kind of weather that’s been hanging around the last few days, because it’s Brewgrass Weekend! Whoo! Last year was so very hot with a slight hint of brutal. (Please note that Bruisin’ Ales is closed this coming Saturday.)

And, thank goodness it’s beer time, too, because we’ve been mourning both Rick Wright and David Foster Wallace all week long. “Great Gig in the Sky” and Infinite Jest are two things we treasure deeply in life. ”Great Gig in the Sky,” with the amazing vocals of Clare Torry, showed that you didn’t need words to speak. And finishing the 1000+ page Infinite Jest with Wallace’s trademark footnotes was an empowering moment. It’s witty and intricate, though devilishly long with constant flipping. It was an awesome reading challenge and there’s been nothing quite like it before or since. It’s been a sad week. So, we need a little bit o’ fun. (Thanks to Dave for cheering us up, as usual.)

Already some friendly faces from out of town have begun to make their appearances. And some bring us beer from lands far away, which is always a nifty thing. (You know who you are.)

More new brews arrive this week, including the Stone Brewing line-up. See you at the Dogfish Head tasting tomorrow!

BROOKLYN BREWERY Post Road Pumpkin Ale*
BROOKLYN BREWERY Oktoberfest*
CATAWBA VALLEY King Don’s Pumpkin Ale* (Friday)
DUCK RABBIT Wee Heavy*
LAGUNITAS Cappucino Stout*
LAGUNITAS Imperial Red*
LAGUNITAS New Dogtown Pale Ale*
LEFT HAND Octoberfest*
VICTORY Festbier*
WEYERBACHER Imperial Pumpkin*

RIP, DFW

The deluge of fake craft is upon us

Posted in Beer, Breweries, Coming Soon, Not Coolness, Rants

By now, you’ve probably seen the Budweiser American Ale commercials, which is rolling out on September 29. (Here’s a horribly boring YouTube “tutorial.”) There’s a touch of both sweet and sour in this little gimmick of a brew. On the sweet side, it seems to say that somewhere behind the scenes, real craft beer is making a dent into the Big Three enough for them to want to appeal to that market segment; on the sour side, it just puts a bad taste in our mouth, as sour things usually do. These companies make enough money on weak, adjunct-filled beers. We just don’t like it. We feel defensive, as if they are not allowed in this territory. Not to mention, it seems they’re trying to take a page from Sam Adam‘s marketing campaign with “education” and explanation of the brewing process, etc. (If imitation is in fact the sincerest form of flattery, Sam Adams just became Prom King via Anheuser-Busch.) To real craft drinkers, the commercials and advertisements are almost tongue-in-cheek hilarity, because in the eyes of the craft beer world, it seems the Big Three are running to catch up.

[Side Note: If you managed to make it through that Bud tutorial, they say 25 ibu's is "hoppy." Try telling that to a Double IPA-hophead and they'll likely spit it back in your face. Read this BeerAdvocate forum post where a Bud rep allegedly compares Bud American Ale to Sierra Nevada Pale Ale "but without all that nasty hoppy bite aftertaste." Oh, my!]

In defense of being called beer snobs, let’s just say we respect the Big Three. We do. And we’re not saying the Big Three shouldn’t try to keep up with popular styles or grow with an expanding portfolio. It’s just a case of Identity Crisis: Are these breweries traditionalists or pioneers? Can you be both? Granted, without them, craft beer may not have had a renaissance at all, for all we know. It took a long time for the brewing industry to bounce back from the Prohibition. Seriously. But that’s just the thing: The Big Three did not really help revitalize (or develop) the variety of styles of beer that again exist in this country. They just kept brewing alive, thank goodness. But mostly in the form of German styles, like the Lager or Pilsner.

The tacky crown on the wedding cake is the way they go about promoting these “craft” products. In most cases, they hide their production of a beer with a fake craft name and/or brewery. Look at the new Michelob line, i.e. Stone Mill Organic Pale Ale. They want to check the water without diving in. They want to test the market, but not quite embrace it. (On that note, we commend Budweiser for actually sticking the Bud name on the American Ale label.) But, Lew Bryson sums it up best:

“Can a beer that is brewed in a “craft” profile, but labeled with a mainstream brand…ever sell? Who’s going to buy it? Bud drinkers? To be blunt: not effin’ likely. Craft drinkers? Maybe, but most of them will not want to buy a beer from A-B (or InBev, for that matter). Sorry, guys, but for the majority of serious craft drinkers, who makes the beer is as important (or more so) as what the beer tastes like. Crossover drinkers? Maybe. If we could ever get a solid number on just how many people who regularly drink Blue Moon know it’s a MolsonCoors product…I could give you a better answer.”

Will we try Budweiser American Ale? Maybe. Will we carry it? Absolutely not.

Everybody must get Stoned

Posted Sep 17, 2008 in Beer, Beer Humor, Breweries, New this week

Beer people, the day is upon us. The second-most asked question at Bruisin’ Ales—”Do you have Stone Brewing?”—can finally be answered and the answer is “Yes! Yes, we do have Stone!” This long-awaited West Coast brewery, most famous for its Arrogant Bastard Ale, is arriving tomorrow. And we’ll be sampling their brews at our tasting next Thursday, September 25, 5-7pm.

In addition to brewing some of the nation’s tastiest beverages—the Smoked Porter is one of all-time favorite beers—we love them for exceptionally funny labels. Make sure to read them! Trust us. It’s good stuff. Animation, too.

“Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.”

Coming tomorrow:

STONE BREWING Arrogant Bastard
STONE BREWING IPA
STONE BREWING Oaked Arrogant Bastard
STONE BREWING Pale Ale
STONE BREWING Ruination IPA
STONE BREWING Smoked Porter

For you collectors out there, don’t forget the Vertical Epic series. We just missed 08.08.08, but from here on out, you can hoard like we do.

[Editor's Note: We can't believe we made a Bob Dylan reference on our blog.]

[Image: arrogantbastard.com]

Randoms

Posted Sep 16, 2008 in Beer, Beer Humor, Coolness, In the news, Movies, Not Coolness, People, Travel, Weird/Odd

Borat loves beer
Well, who knew? It appears that beer is the chosen beverage of Kazahkstan. “Beer is the most popular alcoholic drink in Kazakhstan, with the domestic market experienced booming growth in recent years. Kazakhstan has attracted considerable attention from international brewers for it is seen as one of the CIS region’s best-performing economies due to a commendable post independence reform effort, coupled with sound fiscal and monetary policies, which has led to enviable levels of economic growth and rising disposable incomes.” [MarketWatch.com]

Cheapflights.com unveils “Beer Lovers’ Airport Guide”
Now this is handy. Not that you would actually change your flight plans around this (or would you?), but Cheapflights.com has just published the 15 best airport bars offering regional brews. “More airports are transforming themselves into places that travelers enjoy, said Carl Schwartz, chief travel officer for Cheapflights.com. The addition of specialty brews to their beverage lineups are helping to decrease stress levels while providing unique enjoyment at the same time. A for effort! [Cheapflights.com]

Northern Ireland is at it again
A 100lb bomb was found in a keg lying in a hedge in Northern Ireland. “Sinn Féin MP for Newry and Armagh Conor Murphy condemned the attack and said whoever was responsible had no support from the community.” What the hell, people? Seriously. [news.bbc.co.uk]

Dumb
If anyone could explain what the point of this is, go for it. “Sham-wow!” [coolestgadgets.com]

Highland hilarity
Apollo Creed got hammered at the Highland Brewery this summer. Man, he’s really let himself go. What would Carl Weathers think? [apollocreedtravels.com]