The entire beer world is consumed with the A-B/InBev thing. And we’re kinda tired of reading about it. But Asheville Beer Blog has a funny clip from The Colbert Report which pretty much says everything.

“Waffle humpers?”

So, in light of being bored with all this stuff, we bring you Spam Poetry. Sometimes spam can just be so eloquent and nonsensical.

When his discipline was finished, brought water of perhaps the same age,
a few years more or less must be filed with the network information center
and put a square box in the latter to show the to the flat that evening?
And earlier in the day?
A very beautiful and unusually richard jameson, called bryn kyvergyr,
and he rested on one knee, profit.

his countinghouse was a small and quiet more ado.
Yes, messieurs could be accommodated he felt obliged to call in his dragoman,
and then, show a general increase of business during the ackroyd
asked you if you had done so he never he felt he was doing them well
and he liked to for her very much? asked gwenda.

Obviously, mrs. If you’ve finished, shall we set off for hunterbury?